Today on Evaludate: the game walks back any competence it has ever implied for any of its lead characters, the maddest we have ever been at a player character, and gratuitous bad endings.
When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible
i’m trying to play this again but i’m so awful at it my girl always has a frowny face no matter what i do and i can’t even figure out how to order her a beer. shes not having a wonderful life you guys and it’s all my fault.
i’m literally seething about that i just keep saying to myself JAZZ???? JAZZ????? JAZZ???? JAZZ???? you think JAZZ is the WORST GENRE????? jazz and the blues fucking CREATED american popular music!!!!!! you ought to be a little more grateful because even your shit bland pop music owes a thousand lifetimes of debt to jazz!!!!!!! i’m going to become the joker!!!!!!!!!!
i hate when you see a good post about how visible aging is sexy and then the notes are full of people making it about men. like i’m sorry do you live in a world where men are taught to fear any sign of having lived past the age of 25 while women are somehow celebrated for it??? do you think wanting to fuck that old man is revolutionary?? should we throw a party??? should we invite pedro pascal???
i feel like no one has actually played one before. even indie vn devs. every time one comes out it’s like THIS AINT YOUR MOMMAS VN… NO BULLSHIT ANIME DATING SIM HERE… NO JAPANESE CRAP IN THIS GAME… ONLY PURE AMERICAN GOOD WRITING…
important also to note that their VN proceeds to suck complete shit
it always makes me picture some fucking AWFUL game from during the mascot wars saying “move the FUCK over mario… here comes a REAL bad ass…”
